Feelin' Minnesotan
In an indetectable move from the cyberstandpoint, I winged my way early yesterday from beloved Chi-Town to the frigid ice sheet of Apple Valley, MN for the upcoming Feast 'o Poultry.
How my trip is going, by the numbers, thus far:
Degrees of warmth lost: 25 (It was around 50 in Chicago, on landing it was a 'brisk' 28....25 with windchill!)
Bowls of Mixed Nuts De-Cashewed: 2.5 (To a reverberating "Who keeps plucking out the just cashews!")
Bras shopped for and fit on Maternal Unit: 3 (While everyone else was out flipping burgers during their formative years, I added the resume building "J.C. Penney Bra-Fitter" to my repertoire. One cannot imagine the major brownie points accrued from a woman finally wearing comfortable support garments!)
Puppy Pee Runs : 3 plus a walk (My parents, in a moment of brilliance, let me and my brother of the hook by getting 'Grand-Puppies.' They get all the joys of spoiling small squirmy creatures and their 'natural' children are free from the nagging "When are you settling down?" question.)
Number of times I've said "Ya" "Ya, Shure" or "U Bet": 4 (These are only occurrences I'm aware of....it'll be in the teens/twenties before departure ya'know then!)
How my trip is going, by the numbers, thus far:
Degrees of warmth lost: 25 (It was around 50 in Chicago, on landing it was a 'brisk' 28....25 with windchill!)
Bowls of Mixed Nuts De-Cashewed: 2.5 (To a reverberating "Who keeps plucking out the just cashews!")
Bras shopped for and fit on Maternal Unit: 3 (While everyone else was out flipping burgers during their formative years, I added the resume building "J.C. Penney Bra-Fitter" to my repertoire. One cannot imagine the major brownie points accrued from a woman finally wearing comfortable support garments!)
Puppy Pee Runs : 3 plus a walk (My parents, in a moment of brilliance, let me and my brother of the hook by getting 'Grand-Puppies.' They get all the joys of spoiling small squirmy creatures and their 'natural' children are free from the nagging "When are you settling down?" question.)
Number of times I've said "Ya" "Ya, Shure" or "U Bet": 4 (These are only occurrences I'm aware of....it'll be in the teens/twenties before departure ya'know then!)
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