So, this duck walks into a bar...

It's Friday! For the time being my clients have been satiated, my sweetie is running amok in Sin City and this girl is taking a much deserved break. So, here's some levity courtesy of Logan's Dave.

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of 1st pet / Street you live on:
Beatrice Belle Plaine

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food/Grandfather's first name): Reese Harry

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite resturaunt) Viscosity Kabuki III

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Cardamom Tijuana

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): Kibblebutt Bloomington

6. "FLY Boy" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name): J. Nel

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen): Twizzler Pomogranate

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School): Bunny Apple Valley

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): Peanuts Seabreeze

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived): Ruth Balmoral

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy /Last Name Of Favorite musician ): M&M Strummer