Issue 01: Tales from the Bike Trail
It is my intention to make this a regular feature on the blog, and I am a mere 5 moving boxes from making this a reality (I should really be cleaning, not blogging!) Over the past several weeks of riding I've noticed there is inevitably a moment of hilarity and one of such absolute stupidity, one would never imagine it could be topped...until the next weekend of rides when it is. So here's the first installment!
Funniest Moment: I had been conversing with mopundow Co-captain T about my purchase of an uber-comfy bike seat with gel padding and a love canal to relieve muscle stress. His reply?
"Love canal? Now all I can think of is Jimmy Carter and those silly yellow booties."
Stupidest Moment: A 50-year old couple, walking in the MIDDLE of the bike path. (There are 2-lanes one north, one south to be SHARED by foot, bike and other non-motorized transportation) This is a common occurrence, but what puts this in the Annals of D'OH is the fact that they were both carrying full cups of steaming coffee.... not paper from a coffee shop, but ACTUAL ceramic cups, no lids. This is next to bikers, joggers and rollerbladers whizzing by; anyone else smell the fresh grounds of a lawsuit?
Funniest Moment: I had been conversing with mopundow Co-captain T about my purchase of an uber-comfy bike seat with gel padding and a love canal to relieve muscle stress. His reply?
"Love canal? Now all I can think of is Jimmy Carter and those silly yellow booties."
...and if he was wearing gel-insoles it would make the evolution of thought complete!
Stupidest Moment: A 50-year old couple, walking in the MIDDLE of the bike path. (There are 2-lanes one north, one south to be SHARED by foot, bike and other non-motorized transportation) This is a common occurrence, but what puts this in the Annals of D'OH is the fact that they were both carrying full cups of steaming coffee.... not paper from a coffee shop, but ACTUAL ceramic cups, no lids. This is next to bikers, joggers and rollerbladers whizzing by; anyone else smell the fresh grounds of a lawsuit?
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